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• The nicest thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
• When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do
  kick over the table. -- Dean Marti...
• The only drawback with morning is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. -- anonymou
• Senators are a prolific source of advice, and most of it is bad. -- Dean Acheso
• The first requirement of a statesman is that he be dull.
  This is not always easy to achieve. -- Dean Acheso...
• A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. -- Dean Acheso
• [It is] best to confuse only one issue at a time. -- K&R
• The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.