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• Homer: I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels.
  Woman: Sorry, this isn't Abby; this is her sister....
• No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo.
• If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.
  -- Abigail Van Bure...
• If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would all be millionaires.
  -- Abigail Van Bure...
• People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. -- Abigail Van Bure
• People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. ABIGAIL VAN BUREN
• If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
  -- Abigail Van Bure...
• Dear No 24601... I need a man, and I cannot find one among the law-abiding.
  I have a steady job and a lucrative hobby filing nuisance lawsuits....