What This Country Needs Is A Law That When Children Grow Up And Leave Home They Have To Take Their Dogs, Cats, Turtles, Snakes And Canaries With Them.

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What this country needs is a law that when children grow up and leave
home they have to take their dogs, cats, turtles, snakes and canaries
with them.
-- Bill Vaughn