What This Country Needs Is A Law That When Children Grow Up And Leave Home They Have To Take Their Dogs, Cats, Turtles, Snakes And Canaries With Them.
What this country needs is a law that when children grow up and leave
home they have to take their dogs, cats, turtles, snakes and canaries
-- Bill Vaughn
The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called.
Cats take a message and get back to you....
Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when they grow up, they won't be able to edge a car onto a freeway.
Home is the place you grow up in and want to leave, only to get a little older and grow fond of coming back to.
What cats hear when we talk to them: " ".
Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you. -- Mary Bly
Two working-class expressions that seem to be creeping upwards are
Baby needs changing," as though you were fed up with her already, and "I've potted Sharon," as though she were a shiny red billiard ball....
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
-- Bill Vaugh...
What's this? A cat hair, can't leave home without them!