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• Systems programmer: A person in sandals who has been in the elevator with the senior vice president and is ultimately responsible for a phone call you are to receive from you boss.
• GURU: A person in T-shirt and sandals who took an elevator ride with a senior vice-president and is ultimately responsible for the phone call you are about to receive from your boss.
• OK, you want to call the Vice President, Dial 1-800-DAN WHO?
• There was a phone call for you, I told them you were playing and goofing off.
  Your boss wants to see you immediately....
• The number you call from has been disconnected.
• Quote #453 "We had a couple of demos [of Windows 95] and took the disks out back to burn 'em.
  Had a nice fire, too." -- Paul Rakowicz, senior vice president of corporate systems for Document Processing Systems, Inc....
• Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
  Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....
• Although in public I refer to him as Mr. Vice President, in private I call him George.
  .. When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr....
• Who's responsible for the riots? The rioters! -- Vice President Dan Quayle giving an intelligent, -- in-depth analysis of the LA riots.
  (Herb Caen, SF Chronicle)...