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• Want to call Geraldo Rivera. He has an 800 number! Simply dial 1-800-TRASH-TV
• If you wanna complain about my attitude dial 1 (800) EAT-SH*T.
• I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
• I'm Dan Quayle, who are you? -- Vice President Dan Quayle, greeting a woman at a Hardee's restaurant with a handshake.
  She responded, ``I'm your Secret Service agent.''...
• This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States!
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/2/88, (reported in Esquire, 8/92)...
• I want to show you an optimistic sign that things are beginning to turn around.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle trying to convince reporters that the economy was doing better because a Burger King had a 'now hiring' sign in the window....
• Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back.
  You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever....
• Systems programmer: A person in sandals who has been in the elevator with the senior vice president and is ultimately responsible for a phone call you are to receive from you boss.
• Want to speak with Fawn Hall or Ollie North? They have an 800 number! Simply dial 1-800-WE SHRED