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• Selma: [showing slides] And this is Patty trying to plug her leg razor into one of those ungodly Czechoslovakian outlets.
  [next slide, of a hairy-legged Patty] As you can see, we never did get the hang of it....
• Selma: Marge's dates get homelier all the time. Patty
  That's what you get when you don't put out. [Or maybe Patty and Selma....
• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Homer: D'oh! Patty: One more wrong answer, and Homer flunks another of life's little tests.
  And what's this? Selma: Ooh...someone didn't fill in a circle all the way!...
• Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
  I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
• Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone! Marge: Oh my Lord!
  Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer, [accusing] _Dad_....
• Bart: Ching-ching-ching! [smashes a souvenir coin collection he received from Patty and Selma] [goes to the bank] Americanize this, my good man.
  Clerk: Okay. Bart: All those coins were only worth three lousy cents?...
• Bart: OK...steady, Bart. Taking ballet doesn't make you any less of a man.
  [opens the door; all the little girls point and laugh] Teache...