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• Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink. -- W.C. Field
• I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink.
  That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. -- W. C. Field...
• The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. -- W. C. Field
• I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. -- W. C. Field
• My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
  -- W. C. Field...
• A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. -- W. C. Fields (1880-1946)
• On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. -- W. C. Fields' epitaph