She Was Bred In Ol' Kentucky But She's Just A Crumb Up Here She Was Knock-knee'd And Double-jointed With A Cauliflower Ear Someday We Will Be Married And If Vegetables Become Too Dear I'll Just Cut Me A Slice Of Her Cauliflower Ear!

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She was bred in ol' Kentucky
But she's just a crumb up here
She was knock-knee'd and double-jointed
With a cauliflower ear
Someday we will be married
And if vegetables become too dear
I'll just cut me a slice of
Her cauliflower ear!
-- Curly Howard, "The Three Stooges"

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