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• Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
• Q: Why did God invent booze? A: So ugly men could get laid too.
• Life's too short to dance with ugly women. -- Bumper Sticke
• Feminism was created so ugly women could mix with others.
• Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. -- Women vs. Bee
• Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!
• Let's get some beer and dynamite and go fishing.
• She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
  She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
• A friend's beer is a good beer. -- Women vs. Bee