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• How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
• How many female opera singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. If they sing loudly enough they'll break it....
• Brought to you by High-C, the beverage of Opera singers.
• How happy could I be with either, Were t' other dear charmer away!
  -- John Gay (1688-1732) -- The Beggar's Opera, Act ii, Sc. 2...
• Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
  A: A deep C diva....