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  Six: two to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
• How many sex therapists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!...
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to change the bulb and one to say "Yeah, that sounds just like it....
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the latter (a pun) and change the bulb....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to grow a droopy moustache....
• How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in real good and one to call the gynaecologist....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified....