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• Nobody knows the trouble I have been.
• Lest men suspect your tale untrue, Keep probability in view.
  -- John Gay (1688-1732) -- Fables, Part i, The Painter who pleased Nobody and Everybody...
• Journalists are born. Why, nobody knows.
• Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen.
• Nobody knows the trouble I've been.
• I keep hearing that Jesus Christ is coming, but nobody knows his tour dates. -- Michael Luca
• Instead of worrying about my clothes, I could be someone that nobody knows. -- Sting
• Nobody else knows what to do either.
• On the internet, nobody knows you are a bear. -- Tovah Hollande