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Never Ask The Barber If You Need A Haircut.
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Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.
Related:
Murray's Laws: 1. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
2. Never ask a salesman if his is a good price....
Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut. -- Daniel S. Greenberg
If you take your boots off, you'll never get them back on again. -- Milt Barbe
If you need a wand of digging, kindly ask the minotaur.
Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you for yourself!
Never ask pardon before you are accused.
You never need a semicolon before an 'end'.
Never learn to type. If you do, someone will ask you to do it.
You may be redneck... if you get your oil changed by your barber.
