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• Never put a semicolon before an else.
• You will have a flat tire before the end of the month.
• Use the semicolon properly, always use it where it is appropriate; and never where it isn't.
• Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.
• The world is before you, and you need not take it or leave it as it was before you came in.
  -- James Baldwi...
• Here's a tagline you have never seen before!
• Never ask pardon before you are accused.
• Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before.
  But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter....
• Trials never end, of course. Unhappiness and misfortune are bound to occur as long as people live
  but there is a feeling now, that was not here before, and is not just on the surface of things, but penetrates all the way through...