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• Love is blind, but desire doesn't give a good goddam. -- James Thurber (1894-1961)
• You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
  -- James Thurber (1894-1961), "The Thurber Carnival", 1945...
• Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it? -- James Thurbe
• All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.
  -- James Thurbe...
• I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
  But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
• The paths of glory at least lead to the grave, but the paths of duty may not get you any where.
  -- James Thurber (1894-1961)...
• Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? -- James Thurbe
• You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. -- James Thurbe
• If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy.