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• Fifty Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makit & Betty Wo
• LAZY: Marrying a pregnant woman.
• I come from a small town whose population never changed.
  Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town. -- Michael Prichard...
• That's racing...
• I'm kind of lazy. I'm dating a pregnant woman. -- Ron Richard
• Well you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
  racing around to come up behind you again....
• If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD?
• God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place. -- Dr J D McCoughey
• Never tell a woman that you didn't realize she was pregnant unless you're certain that she is.
  -- Dave Barry...