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• The difference between sentiment and sentimentality is easy to see.
  When you avoid killing somebody's pet on the glazeway, that's sentiment....
• If turkeys could fly Congress would be an airport...!
• When turkeys mate, they think of swans. -- Johnny Carso
• It is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
• It is hard to fly with the eagles When you work with the turkeys.
• Happiness is Killing Orcs.
• Killing the dog will not cure the bite.
• As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!
• It's difficult to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys. -- Langsam's Ornithological Axiom