I Had Been Told I Was On The Road To Hell, But I Had No Idea It Was Just A Mile Down The Road With A Dome On It.

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• If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my ax. Abraham Lincol
• We had it so bad when I was young, we lived on a white line down the middle of the road.
• My father used to tell me, "When Abraham Lincoln was your age, Abraham Lincoln had a job.
  When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked twelve miles to get to school....
• Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -- Steven Wrigh
• He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." Abraham Lincol
• He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
  -- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)...
• As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master.
  This expresses my idea of democracy. Anything that differs from this, to the extent that it differs, is no democracy....
• Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why.
  It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wrigh...