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• I've been on this lonely road so long, Does anybody know where it goes, I remember last time the signs pointed home, A month ago.
  -- Carpenters, "Road Ode...
• Exactly what Adam and Eve were ashamed of is never clearly explained, anywhere.
  And why did they cover their loins? Why not their noses or elbows or big toes?...
• How many off-campus landlords -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The students will just wreck it anyhow, so why bother?...
• How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
• PISS ON IT...It needed to be watered anyhow!!
• Farber's Second Law A hand in the bush is worth two anywhere else.
   Farber's Third Law We're all going down the same road in different directions....
• If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.