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  if I get any more serious, they'll move us to cable!" -- Addison and Maddy from "Moonlighting...
• Aman-Tut and Julius Caesar -- they both foresaw their untimely deaths, thousands of years ago, in this very oracle.
  And so did Max Headroom....
• You got the ball. You had it right there. Then ... you hit it away!
  And then ... you go and walk after it again! It's a dumb game! -- Bill Cosby...
• ACME Syringe Company - You got the right one baby! Uh Huh!
• If you ever have an accident, I hope you have on clean underwear.
  You're driving a truck--right into another truck....
• Nobody says, "Can I have your beets?" -- Bill Cosby
• Faster, faster, you fool, you fool! -- Bill Cosby
• Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. -- Bill Cosby
• You've got the right reader baby. UH-HUH!