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• If you ever have an accident, I hope you have on clean underwear.
  You're driving a truck--right into another truck....
• Bill Cosby, huh?" "If you play your cards right..." -- David Addison, baby, from MOONLIGHTING
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your wife says, "Good morning, Bill," and your name is George.
• Gray hair is God's graffiti. -- Bill Cosby
• Chitlins? That's pig intestines! That includes the lower tract.
  Ain't no food down in that area. Chitlins--I think somebody misspelled that word. -- Bill Cosby...
• New York is a funny town. You can drown in whiskey and starve to death.
  Everybody says have a drink--nobody says have something to eat. -- Nipsey Russell...
• I was playing with my navel. My mother said, "All righ
  keep playin' with your navel, pretty soon you're gonna break it wide open, the air's gonna come right out of your body, you'll fly around the room backwards for thirty seconds, land and be flat as a piece of paper, nothin' but your little eyes buggin' out....
• A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. -- Bill Cosby
• Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. -- Bill Cosby