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• You lay it down, and I'll pick it up.
• Do you want to see something swell? -- Pick up line
• If you fall down seven times, get up eight times. -- Japanese proverb
• A large stalactite extends from the roof and almost reaches the floor below.
  You could climb down it, and jump from it to the floor, but having done so you would be unable to reach it to climb back up....
• It's not when you get up, but when you get down.
• You can't fall off the floor.
• No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. -- Lily Tomli
• No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up.
• You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose.
  Since this is definitely a no-no, you: (a) Pretend to wave to someone across the room and with one fluid motion, bury your forefinger in your nostril right up to the 4th joint....