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• You can't fall off the floor. -- Paul's Law
• Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
• Really drunk is when you cling to the floor so you don't fall off.
• You can't fall off the floor. -- Paul's Law It takes children three years to learn Paul's Law.
  -- Chapman's Commentary on Paul's Law...
• Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor. Chapman's Commentary on Paul's Law
  It takes children three years to learn Paul's Law....
• It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.