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• Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr.
  Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime....
• Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr.
  Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nightime....
• Scientific American, July 1991: The column describes an insect-like robot and then relates an incident in which a curious visitor, upon seeing the thing for the first time, asks "is it a bug?
  The reply: No, it's a feature....
• QUEUE Something that supermarket supervisors obviously have no idea how to manage.
  It's tempting when you're waiting to grab a PA microphone and shout "Yes, shoppers, don't leave yet, 'cos we've got mega bargains now!...
• Modesty is that art which allows that you draw attention to whatever it is that you are being humble about at the present time.
• Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
• Is he the MAGIC INCA carrying a FROG on his shoulders?
  ? Is the FROG his GUIDELIGHT?? It is curious that a DOG runs already on the ESCALATOR ......
• Once upon a time, a four-year-old boy was visiting his uncle and aunt.
  He was a very outspoken little boy and ofttimes had to be censured to say the right thing at the right time....
• Au contraire. I am ecstatic about the whole incident.
  I only didn't laugh out loud, because if I did, I fear my _head_ would have fallen off....