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• I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." Stephen Bishop
• If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
  I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here....
• I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.
• You know what I like about hookers? It doesn't matter what line you use on them, because they all work.
  -- Kip Addotta...
• She was a very intelligent woman. I remember one time I thought she was cheating on me, but I couldn't prove it.
  So I followed her. She picked this guy up and they drove to a motel....
• Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset, uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was _sure_ it was a phony excuse.
  I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip pur". [laughs sheepishly] Willy...
• I say stay away from the miserable people, because misery does love company.
  Just look at a fly strip. You never see a fly stuck there saying, "Go around!...
• I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live around here often?
  She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks....