If You're Worried By Earthquakes And Nuclear War,
As Well As By Traffic And Crime,
Consider How Worry-free Gophers Are,
Though Living On Burrowed Time.
If you're worried by earthquakes and nuclear war,
As well as by traffic and crime,
Consider how worry-free gophers are,
Though living on burrowed time.
-- Richard Armour, WSJ, 11/7/83
