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• Consultant: Someone who knowns 101 ways to make love, but can't get a date.
• EFFICIENCY EXPERT -- a smart ass who knows a million ways to make love, but doesn't know anybody who'll let him have any.
• NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• A conservative sees a man drowning fifty feet from shore.
  The conservative throws the man a rope 25 feet long and tells the man to start swimming, all the while wondering where he is going to send the bill for the 25 feet of rope used in this effort....
• A man who knows the world will not only make the most of everything he does know, but of many things that he does not know
  and will gain more credit by his adroit mode of hiding his ignorance than the pendant by his awkward attempt to exhibit his erudition....
• If you wish women to love you, be original; I know a man who wore fur boots summer and winter, and women fell in love with him.
  -- Anton Chekov...
• It seems to me that nearly every woman I know wants a man who knows how to love with authority.
  Women are simple souls who like simple things, and one of the simplest is one of the simplest to give....
• The man who gets on best with women is the one who knows best how to get on without them.
  -- Pierre Baudelaire...
• He who knows does not speak, He who speaks does not know. -- Lao Tzu