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• How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children -- Book title by Lewis B. Frumke
• Mrs.K: Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather. Van Houte
  Uh, how many of you have a house? [children raise their hands] Van Houte...
• Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
• If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard
• They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard
• Finish your vegetables! There are children in Beverly Hills with eating disorders.
  -- John Callaha...
• I see your .44 and raise you a GAU-8A.
• Never raise your hand to your children -- it leaves your midsection unprotected. -- Robert Orbe
• Couples without children always know just how you should raise yours.