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• VIRGIN -- A girl who won't take in what her boyfriend is taking out.
• My new boyfriend is an absolute magician!" burbled the girl.
  How so?" inquired her roommate. "When he waves his magic wand at me, all my inhibitions disappear....
• I want to marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad. -- Freud
• Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
• Loves horses, and her boyfriend too.
• I am the girl-next-door's imaginary boyfriend.
• To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother -- I want to marry one who makes dough like her father.
• I have heard a well-built woman compared in her motion to a ship under sail, yet I would advise no wise man to be her owner if her freight be nothing but what she carries between wind and water.
  -- Francis Osborne (advising his son not to marry a beautiful but poor girl) Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV....
• Hope is a shooting a homosexual with his boyfriend.