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• I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck
• Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game.
  You want us to pay income taxes, too? -- Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox...
• That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.
  -- Bill Veeck...
• The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to be less cunning than more virtuous men.
  Oh yes ... whenever you think you've got something really great, add ten per cent more....
• Sanity is overrated.
• You can't tell Bill Clinton anything. He has a soundproof head.