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• When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President.
  Now I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow...
• When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become Preside
  I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow...
• According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.
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  -- Clarence Darrow...