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• There is no way to get a grip on a dog so that you can give it a legitimate hug.
  You wind up hugging it around some delicate reproductive organ ....
• People who write the most interesting and effective letters never answer letters.
  They answer people....
• You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
• Hey Nancy, Mickey said to tell you to shove it.
• Never envy a person unless you are willing to swap identities with that person.
• A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
• I never killed a man that didn't deserve it. -- Mickey Cohe
• Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.
• MOMENTUM: What you give a person when they are going away.