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• I knew her before she was a virgin. -- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day
• RAM - a male sheep. ROM - a ram after a delicate operation.
• She was so fat that if you fly around her you lose a day...
• ROM wasn't built in a day!
• RAM wasn't built in a day.
• Nothing that's forced can ever be right, If it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
  That's what she said as she turned out the light, And we bent our backs as slaves of the night, Then she lowered her guard and showed me the scars She got from trying to fight Saying, oh, you'd better believe it....
• I will never see my child smile again. She will grow up believing that her father is a traitor, but she will grow up.
  If you act Picard, if we stop this war before it begins....
• JACK AND THE BEANSTACK by Mark Isaak Long ago, in a finite state far away, there lived a JOVIAL character named Jack.
  Jack and his relations were poor. Often their hash table was bare....