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• You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise
• I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise. -- Red Skelto
• I told my doctor I got all the exercise I needed being a pallbearer for all my friends who run and do exercises!
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• I told my doctor I got all the exercise I needed being a pallbearer for all my friends who run and do exercises!
  -- Winston Churchill...
• I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
• I don't exercise. What's in it for me? You've got to offer me more than my life to get me on a Stairmaster grunting for two hours.
  I view my body as a way of getting my head from one place to another. -- Dave Thoma...
• If it wasn't for these muscle spasms, I'd get no exercise at all.