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• I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise. -- Chauncey Depew
• I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise. -- Red Skelto
• I told my doctor I got all the exercise I needed being a pallbearer for all my friends who run and do exercises!
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• I told my doctor I got all the exercise I needed being a pallbearer for all my friends who run and do exercises!
  -- Winston Churchill...
• The bulges on your body that you want most to get rid of are the ones least affected by exercise.
  -- The Gym-Goer's Maxim...
• Exercise caution in your daily affairs.
• Proof left as an exercise for your supervisor.