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• I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
• I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise. -- Red Skelto
• I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise. -- Chauncey Depew
• I think I strained a muscle I didn't know I had!
• They say the best exercise takes place in the bedroom.
  I believe it, because that's where I get the most resistance. -- Jeff Shaw...
• Another time we were driving up the highway and saw a bindery named Muscle Bound.
  I said to my parents "Jeff thinks he's muscle-bound" to which he replied "Muscle-bound?...
• You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise
• To be or nut^H^H^H -- sh^Gt, how do I delete..