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• I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
  -- Artemus Ward...
• I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. -- Artemus Ward
• I have given my pain a name..!!
• Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow money to do it.
  -- Artemus Ward...
• I have peppered two of them: two I am sure I have paid, two rogues in buckram suits.
  I tell thee what, Hal, if I tell thee a lie, spit in my face...
• Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? -- Artemus Ward
• Flanders: Reverend, I'm, uh, I'm afraid something terrible has happened.
  Lovejoy: Well, sit down and rap with me brother, that's what I'm here for....
• I have never been one to sacrifice my appetite on the altar of appearance. -- A.M. Readyhough
• It is my opinion that the use of this barbarous weapon at Hiroshima and Nagasaki was of no material assistance in our war against Japan.
  The Japanese were already defeated and ready to surrender because of the effective sea blockade and the successful bombing with conventional weapons....