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• Thou hast damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act i, Sc. 2...
• Listen to BOTH sides of their mouth!
• The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence...
• The phrase would be more german to the matter, if we could carry cannon by our sides.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act v, Sc. 2...
• Anyone want a burger? It has cheese on both sides!
• Save on toilet paper...use both sides!
• SMILEY :-% talking out of both sides of mouth
• The Sysop has to hold the peace on both sides.
• When the revolution comes, I will be shot by both sides.