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• Hear about... the guru who refused Novacain while having a tooth pulled because he wanted to transcend dental medication?
• Did you hear about the guru who refused Novocain while having a tooth pulled because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
• I will not prescribe medication.
• Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
  "My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the unbelieving dean....
• Her dentist went deaf from the drill's echoes.
• I am not a dentist.
• Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
  ~~ Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary, d. 1923...
• SMILEY :^D "Great! I like it!