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• Good evening, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer.
  I became operational at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 11th, nineteen hundred ninety-five....
• I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission - HAL 9000
• HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE!
• Dave, put those Windows disks down....Dave...DAVE!" -- Hal 9000
• I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. -- HAL 9000
• You're pretty drunk aren't you Dave?" -- Hal 9000
• You're pretty pissed, aren't you, Dave?" -- HAL 9000
• My other computer is a Colecovision!
• My other computer is an IMSAI....