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• SMILEY :-)) double chi
• A girl's best friend is her mutter.
• A lover teaches a wife all that her husband has concealed from her.
• A girl's best friend is her mutter. -- Dorothy Parke
• That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in a bar.
  "How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been she said she'd spent the night with her sister Shirley....
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde...
• The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even remember her first husband.
• When a wife sins the husband is never innocent. Italian Proverb