When a wife sins the husband is never innocent.
- A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple. French Proverb
- A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
- Now, folks, all I know is what little news I read every day in the paper.
I see where another wife out on Long Island in New York shot her husband....
- Don't stay long when the husband is not at home. Japanese Proverb
- A husband and wife should never go to bed mad when they still have the
stamina to stay up and fight.
Why deprive the neighbors of something far more interesting than television?...
- When your neighbor's house is on fire, carry water to your own. Italian Proverb
- Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
- Genuine happiness is when a wife sees a double chin on her husband's old girl friend.