Smokey The Bear Says, "Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires.
Smokey the Bear says, "Strip mining prevents forest fires."
Smokey the Bear says, "Only you can prevent forest fires.
Forest fires cause Smokey Bears.
Smokey: Only _who_ can prevent forest fires? [Bart chooses the "You" button over the "Me"] You pressed "you," referring to me.
That is incorrect. The correct answer is "you"....
Remember! Only Forest fires can prevent bears.
I've never really trusted Smokey the Bear. Everytime I see him I wonder what happened to the Boy Scout that was orginally wearing that hat.
How come Smokey the Bear and his wife never had any kids?
....`cause every time she'd get hot, he'd hit her over the head with a shovel....
Q: Why do ducks have flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks....