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• Smokey the Bear says, "Strip mining prevents forest fires.
• Smokey: Only _who_ can prevent forest fires? [Bart chooses the "You" button over the "Me"] You pressed "you," referring to me.
  That is incorrect. The correct answer is "you"....
• Remember! Only Forest fires can prevent bears.
• Forest fires cause Smokey Bears.
• Smokey the Borg: "Only you can be assimilated...
• Remember, only YOU can start Barney fires.
• Remember: only _you_ can prevent liberalism and progress.
• You can shoot... the animals... in the forest... but you cannot.
  .. shoot the *forest*. -- Nature and the Swamp Thing...
• A phenomenon known to anyone who has ever lit fire
  You can throw a burnt match out the window of your car and start a forest fire while you can use two boxes of matches and a whole edition of the Sunday paper without being able to start a fire under the dry logs in your fireplace....