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• A soft drink turneth away company.
• Happiness can be found in the bottom of a klien bottle. -- The Peanut Gallery
• What does an Englishman's beer bottle say on the bottom? OPEN OTHER END.
• Snow White thought 7-up was a soft drink until she discovered Smirnoff.
• Real men don't need glasses. They just drink out of the bottle.
• When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
  They're on TV! -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
  -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
  -- H. L. Mencke...