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• A soft drink turneth away company.
• A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger. -- Proverbs 15:1
• Lying lips are abomination to the Lord; but they that deal truly are his delight.
  A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger....
• Beveramirage: the dark ring on the bottom of the soft drink bottle.
• Snow White thought 7-up was a soft drink until she discovered Smirnoff.
• A drink a day keeps the shrink away. -- Edward Abbey
• The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door.
• Finally! The great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink.
  Ah..."Steakie"! -- A TV commercial, "Homer Goes to College...