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• Don't worry -- the brontosaurus is slow, stupid, and placid.
• Parents like stupid things. -- Don of the Starnes Expedition, "And The Children Shall Lead," stardate 5029.
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• A camel is a horse designed by committee. A brontosaurus is a salamander designed to Mil-Spec.
• What do you call a JAP on a water bed? Lake Placid.
• Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep.
• drugged adj. (also `on drugs') 1. Conspicuously stupid, heading toward brain-damaged.
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• Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorada
• Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep.
  -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...