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• Do you think there's a God?" "Well, SOMEbody's out to get me!" -- Calvin & Hobbe
• It's only work if somebody makes you do it. -- Calvi
• You think you're God!" "Well, I gotta model myself after somebody!" -- Woody Allen, "Manhatta
• Quote #299 Calvin: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet.
  You have to be in the right mood. Hobbs: What mood is that? Calvin: Last-minute panic....
• Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
  Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge...
• So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly, then?
  I asked. He blinked at me as if I were stupid. Well what do you think you do?...
• God put me here with certain things to do and right now and I'm so far behind, I'll probably never die.
  -- Bill Watterson, Calvin, Calvin and Hobbe...
• Well Mr. Crusher, think you can get your gum out of Helm Control?
• If you take a dog in, feed it and take care of it, it will come to think
  "See all he is doing for me; my owner must be a god....