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• We work to become, not to acquire. -- Elbert Hubbard
• This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.
  -- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)...
• Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune. -- Kin Hubbard
• Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. HUBBARD
• Life is just one damned thing after another. -- Elbert Hubbard
• Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. -- Elbert Hubbard
• A pessimist is one who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist. -- Elbert Hubbard
• Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep.
• Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
  -- Kin Hubbard, "Abe Martin's Saying...