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• Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune. -- Kin Hubbard
• Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
  -- Kin Hubbard, "Abe Martin's Saying...
• I kind of like it. Interesting percussion section." "Those are cannons.
  "And they perform this in crowded concert halls? Gee, I thought classical music was boring!...
• The love we give away is the only one we keep. -- Elbert Hubbard
• There's too much Sax and Violins in Classical Music!
• These days nobody gives a fugue about classical music..
• Call in, tune up, turn out, hang up.
• Tune in, turn on, and be friends with EX-Mayor Barry.
• Turn on, tune in, and take over. -- Tim Leary